1. 16:02 22nd Jul 2014

    Notes: 27418

    Reblogged from shankatheterrible

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  2. 23:38 21st Jul 2014

    Notes: 211825

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    nyqu1l:

    thefrogman:

    I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

    bless frogman oh my god

     
  3. 15:44

    Notes: 122893

    Reblogged from the-other-waterbender-girl

    7billionothersandme:

    minnarr:

    gaystripclub:

    brightestsnitchofherage:

    #defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

    one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

    plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

    (Source: smeagoled)

     
  4. 13:49

    Notes: 29548

    Reblogged from petratodd

    image: Download

    latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

    latinorebels:

    No explanation needed.

     
  5. 16:26 20th Jul 2014

    Notes: 165185

    Reblogged from southernsuperstitions

     
  6. 16:24

    Notes: 42023

    Reblogged from the-other-waterbender-girl

    (Source: cindehella)

     
  7. 13:35

    Notes: 109954

    Reblogged from petratodd

    petratodd:

    blairbending:

    nakoshi:

    nakoshi:

    ummmmcool:

    right

    i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

    #when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

    chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy

    PISSING MYSELF @ “POLIO??????”

    I don’t know why this video is titled “Bad Gay Porn Acting.” These guys deserve medals for handling that dialogue.

    (Source: spookylaureate)

     
  8. 12:19

    Notes: 141365

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    auroralynne:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

disneyprinceblaine:

#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME

HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOU REMEMBER


Come to Brazil, Bob!
     
  9. 17:00 19th Jul 2014

    Notes: 20780

    Reblogged from the-other-waterbender-girl

    thebloggerbloggerfun:

    Supernatural the Musical Episode:

    With songs such as:

    • So Get This - ft. Sam Winchester
    • Sonofabitch -  ft. Dean Winchester
    • Goddammit I Think I Fucked Shit Up Again - ft. Castiel
    • The Woman’s Lament - ft. Female ensemble 
    • Dude, No Homo - A Dean and Castiel Duet
    • Oh God this Sexual Tension is Killing Me - ft. Sam Winchester
    • The Return of Kevin Freaking Solo - ft. Kevin Tran
    • Still in Hell - ft. Adam Milligan
     
  10. 15:29 18th Jul 2014

    Notes: 19929

    Reblogged from bibliophilicwitch

    (Source: finalellipsis)