1. 21:59 28th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts

    lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

    lulz-time:

    Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

    are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

    somehow I’m both

    (Source: for3v3rbeautiful)

     
  2. 15:43 27th Jul 2014

    Notes: 9123

    Reblogged from pleatedjeans

    pleatedjeans:

via
     
  3. 14:44

    Notes: 203

    Reblogged from let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson

    image: Download

     
  4. 23:51 26th Jul 2014

    Notes: 578921

    Reblogged from southernsuperstitions

    safe-behind-bars:


IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

    safe-behind-bars:

    IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

     
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  6. 12:54

    Notes: 2909

    Reblogged from burgertv

    Plays: 25,216

    burgertv:

    use this as your ringtone for when your mom calls

     
  7. 22:53 24th Jul 2014

    Notes: 72099

    Reblogged from auroralynne

    adventuresofcesium:

    i can’t stop thinking about how the only reason that the fire nation didn’t manage to conquer and destroy the world is because katara flipped a shit on her brother for making a sexist comment and stumbled upon aang in the iceberg

     
  8. 14:48 23rd Jul 2014

    Notes: 256308

    Reblogged from marinashutup

    frrostbytte:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

"votes democrat"

    frrostbytte:

    lolbatty:

    i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

    "votes democrat"

    (Source: chabeonsky)

     
  9. 00:41

    Notes: 67099

    Reblogged from lurvemork

    1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
     
  10. 16:02 22nd Jul 2014

    Notes: 130127

    Reblogged from shankatheterrible

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE